1. H1. - When are you leaving?

    Wife: When are you leaving?

    Me: Soon. Well soonish. I’m in the middle of something and when I finish it I’ll leave. Shouldn’t take long.

    Wife: That means nothing to me. What does that mean?

    Me: Well… I’m trying not to be an ass-hole, seriously I don’t want it to sound like an ass-hole, cause I don’t mean it that way and say ‘The sooner I get off the phone the sooner I can leave.’

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    1. lucasjosh reblogged this from f2h1gg and added:
      times I’ve had this same conversation…
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